» Text From Last Night + Word Association 2.0 «

[stayyourblade]

Text From Last Night + Word Association

Comments

[fameorfolly]

Uh huh. Sure it is. Wink wink nudge nudge say no more

[stayyourblade]

You do realize, grandfather, that certain things lubericate themselves?

[fameorfolly]

Well of course I do. I wasn't talking about using it on Evie, son.

Certain parts of you don't create their own lube. I was thinking maybe she'd be taking the reigns, if you know what I mean. She seems strong enough to handle you.

1/?

[stayyourblade]

[What are you even...]

[stayyourblade]

[Oh.

Oh.

Oh dear god.]

[stayyourblade]

[Jesus.

Fucking.

Christ.

On.

A.

Cracker.

No.]

[stayyourblade]

Two things, if I may, Granfather.

We will be having deer stew with biscuits for dinner. You and Jacob are invited if you wish.

Which is why I was in need of the butter.

Done - I apologize to your inbox

[stayyourblade]

Secondly, I will ask, respectfully, for you to not speak of Evie in such a manner again.

[fameorfolly]

Well, you didn't say that, you just said you bought condoms and butter... I mean, you kind of set yourself up there for that one. It's easy to jump to weird conclusions.

Speak of Evie how? She's strong and can handle you? How is that insulting? There's nothing wrong with a dominant woman. It's really kind of hot.

[stayyourblade]

Only you would have jumped to that one, Grandfather.

It is not. But Evie is a lady. You must speak of them differently.

[fameorfolly]

I can think of a few others that would jump to it too, c'mon now. You know Jacob would. And probably Altair too.

It's just between you and I, Connor, ain't like I'm saying this to her face.

[stayyourblade]

I am still unsure how Malik puts up with any of you.

Of course, grandfather. Surely even you have more sense than that.