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Text From Last Night + Word Association

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[nothinglikefather]

Do you mean am I proud of the sheer number of butts I've had my mouth on, or am I proud of licking each individual butt? Because I can't remember all of them.

1/2

[blendsin]

Somehow I'm not surprised.

2/2

[blendsin]

I supposed your's wasn't the worst butt cheek I've ever had my mouth on.

[nothinglikefather]

It's probably the second-to-best you've ever had your mouth on, admit it

[blendsin]

It does not even make the top three.

[nothinglikefather]

I'm breaking up with you.

[blendsin]

If you wish.

But I am keeping your coat.

[nothinglikefather]

You bitch.

I'm keeping your horse.

[blendsin]

I would rather ride Malik anyway.

[nothinglikefather]

all the way to damascus?

[blendsin]

He is an Arabrian Stallion.

[nothinglikefather]

and don't we know it?

[blendsin]

Should I give you permission for another ride?

[nothinglikefather]

I'm actually good, But I appreciate the offer. I just think I've been ruined for everyone else now.

[blendsin]

I understand. He ruined everyone else for me too.

[nothinglikefather]

Edward's just that good huh?

[blendsin]

Malik is better.

[nothinglikefather]

We'll agree to disagree I think

[blendsin]

I have never partaken of your pirate. This disagreement seems unfair.

[nothinglikefather]

Yeah I think when you told him he was smelly and didn't wash... that probably put him off.

[blendsin]

Don't worry, it put me off as well.

[nothinglikefather]

And this is why you don't make friends easily